the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online
"john lennon had an uncircumcised penis" is just one of those facts that you like to throw around the room and wanna hear people go "ohhh i didn’t know that, thats interesting"
at this point, it’s literally the first beatle fact i start out with. it all starts with john’s penis.
At first I was like “How do people know these facts?”
But then I remember I’ve seen his penis before too.
I want to be alone…with someone else who wants to be alone.